Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011

Bestie

A bestie is someone you're very close to and you share a deep passion with. Besties tell each other everything and do not have any romantic relationships with each other. Some besties even have a hand shake and all besties have many inside jokes. Besties are often of opposite genders.

Person 1: Who's your bestie?
Person 2: You wouldn't know him he goes to blueberry school.

by Kammi123 March 6, 2013

beatin guts

Very intense and rigorous sex involving deep penetration. when during intercourse a mans penis is so far in a woman that he can almost reach the inside of her belly button.

I swear everytime we are away from eachother for awhile you end up beatin guts.

by yourstruly May 6, 2006

Beatitgeek

Word used to describe a person halfway between "tool" and "loser", someone that makes you laugh without really telling jokes.

That guy is such a beatitgeek.

by oxTHATxGUYxo May 31, 2010

beatin' it up

to have rough sex with someone.

man, alex was beatin' it up with that broad last night!

by paycheck March 21, 2004

bestialist

No such word exists in the Dictionary but it is related to zoophilia

A person who has sex with animals is a bestialist

by gork July 3, 2004

beastiality

The act of having sweaty sexual relations with one or more animals. Some find it very pleasurous.

Ex. Letra Bear loves some damn good beastiality. She likes to download the hot movies.

by Allie September 17, 2006