you asleep

You just don't know, you have no idea, you're missing out.

"Have you heard that new Kendrick Lamar album?"
"No"
"Man, you asleep!"

by EL_R June 29, 2023

Legally Asleep

When everyone thinks that you’re asleep, but you’re actually in a call with your friends.

“I’ll join once i’m legally asleep”

by M0ther Timeskips January 30, 2026

alannah and ashlee

best types of friends .they look out for each other and will be together forever they care for each other. Ashlee will more likely be the mom and Alannah as the "kid" Ashlee a nice person and Alannah a weirdo hopefully this helps balance the friendship

alannah and Ashlee are whores for tssuki

by tssuki.com November 17, 2020

my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”

Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!

by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020

I am falling asleep

Please help its Friday and I am in the middle of a test

GUY1 'hey Guy 2 how are you"
Guy2 "I am falling asleep

by Dead Rad November 27, 2020

dont fall asleep yet

its a song by powfu and something you would say to your friends<33

person 1: ima sleep</3

person 2: dont fall asleep yet

by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021

the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023