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Alabama Stir Stick

Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.
The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick
by Bubba Ho January 23, 2008
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Alabama Wreckingball

The act of sexual intercourse, usually in doggy position, involving the forceful thrashing of a female against every object in sight.
"Whoa dude what happened to your apartment?"
"I gave my girl an Alabama Wreckingball last night"
by mrMis March 3, 2009
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Alabama Key Lime Pie

To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.
Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.
by BigBamaButtFucker September 27, 2009
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Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.
Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver
by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011
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Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,
Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?
by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009
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alabama blue gums

A racial slur for a black person typically older. Similar to nigger, spook, jiga boo, porch monkey etc. Typically southern.
That white whore gets her rock from old alabama blue gums across the street.
by The White Mexican December 18, 2007
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Alabama Crabdangle

The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".
Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008
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