October 26

October 26th is national penis day! Celebrate the wonderful pecker between the men’s legs!

You: it’s October 26th! You know what that means! happy national penis day!

Friend: what’s that?

You: the day we appreciate and celebrate the penis!

by BigDaddyBick October 26, 2019

october 26

national show boobs day!!

“yo show me your gazangas it’s october 26”

by human guy man October 26, 2020

December 26

This is the day right after Christmas

Bob: Hey what's today?
Billy: The day after Christmas obviously what kind of pig are you????????
Basically December 26th is a day

by okayboomers November 24, 2019

February 26

Draw a smiley face day. Draw a smiley face on something. Smiley doesn't always mean happy. It could also be an evil smiley face if you're good at drawing I guess.

"Why did you draw a smiley face on my hand?"
"Cause February 26 is Draw a Smiley Face day!"

by MaddyWillow February 26, 2022

April 26

April 26 is National Lesbian Pride day!

Carey: Hey Hunter, guess what today is?

Hunter: Uh April 26 ?

Carey: Yup! National Lesbian Pride Day!

by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 27, 2022

June 26

The best day ever for someone who made a 26 day countdown using A-Z in 2020. Also, the best day to get rid of a trash academic year.

“Thank god it’s June 26 the last day of school!”

by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020

September 26

A completely trash day. I can’t believe today is a thing it shouldn’t be.

September 26 is trash because it is the release date for Fortnite

by Chicks luv me October 21, 2019