Sparky water 

It is another term for sparling or bubbly water. This has been in use in Houston, Texas since August 2024.

That is really good sparky water, and so much more refreshing than other types.

Sparky water by Houston Mark January 13, 2025

Blue Water Baptism 

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

Blue Water Baptism by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

Arkansas Water Bender by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

Brown Water Rafting 

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

Brown Water Rafting by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025

After Water 

Water resulting from melted ice.

I drank all my water and then the ice melted. The melted ice tastes like after water.

After Water by OTot90 February 22, 2025

Alabama Water Balloon 

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

Alabama Water Balloon by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

Elmo Water 

Red water that when you drink it, elmoes pop out the so-called eye sack located in your middle brain.

"Hey Fred, Can I get a glass of your finest Elmo Water?"
"Spot on, I gotcha man!"
"Dude, this is making an elmo pop out my middle bralien!"

Elmo Water by Urban Explains February 25, 2025