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zoophile

animal abusers

basically someone who fucks non human animals (like dogs or cats or in this one discusting instance a hamster, yk animals that CANT CONSENT)
Stan : "I think kylee's a zoophile"

Kylee : "yea I am, do you support?"

Jenny : "eww go away animal abuser!"

Stan : "of course not. Kylee please go and get therapy."
by Literally Lightbulb II May 28, 2023
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ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST

Hi my name is DELICATE, PENELOPE, BRITNEY AND NAKED. This depends on the situation

What the parents request you to do?

Kicking up the stakes for MANDATORY HUMILIATION becomes an INQUIRY.

Do you have any requests?

MANDATORY HUMILIATION.
This may be an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST but can I kiss your BABY or can I hold your LITTLE BOY'S or LITTLE GIRL'S HAND?

Is it possible that knowing this PEDOPHILE is a MANDATORY SHIT EATER that an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST. might come from their parents , EAT THEIR SHIT and after drop your pants for a picture.

BEING a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE do you want a MANDATORY SHITEATER date as an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST like that movie SIMPLE FAVOR she FEEDS HIM SHIT at the beginning of movie as give him that COPROPHAGIA DATE.

Just like a song in LIFE except it is REAL but it being reasonable to the unreasonable is up to the HEAD JUDGES themselves for the ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST.

Ask in secrecy as don't say it is an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST but anybody with a BABY or CHILD PEDOPHILE AGE ask the PARENTS do you have anything for your BABY OR CHILD they need from me as I notice they are curiously looking at how I am dressed and how much I SMELL.
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021
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Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.
by Redres26 May 17, 2018
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Facebook pedophile

Someone who constantly creeps on facebook, and knows everything about somebody through facebook.
Guy 1: Man, John and Sarah are friends again!!

Guy 2: Man you are such a facebook pedophile.
by Carter Zoolander October 30, 2011
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Pedophile

You're a damn pedophile
by Anarchist nonconformist god December 30, 2015
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pedophiled

1: the raping of a child

2:When a teacher makes you feel uneasy like him raped you.
person 1: I feel so pedophiled by Mr. Jones. He's so wierd

person 2: I KNOW!
by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick November 2, 2008
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Pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Max is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls
by jack Oliver November 23, 2016
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