Kinky Garden Hose

When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .

Man that Kinky Garden Hose felt so good.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!

by thefireman May 2, 2015

getting hosed

To be deceived, cheated, swindled, ripped off and/or suckered out of your hard-earned money. To be on the losing end of a deal.

I'm getting hosed by the insurance company because they're not paying out on my claims for Ozempic.

by GettingTalkedAt April 1, 2024

Garden hose

Something two idiots argue over.

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.

by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021