Simp Tendency’s

To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you

“Hey Justin isn’t Timmy having some Simp Tendency’s”

“Eww let’s not talk to him any more”

by WaflMoves March 11, 2020

Alpha Tenden

Norwegian term for a bureaucrat who think he know everything

Stop being a alpha tenden. Why are you always acting like an alpha tenden.

by Alpha Tenden November 9, 2020

Satori Tendō

The best character in Haikyu!!

“Wow satori Tendō is so cool!!”
“I don’t really like Tendō.”
“…fucking die/j”

by Bugswearsocks July 16, 2021

chicken tender

chik-in • ten-dur
1) a thinly sliced chicken filet fried in a dough batter
2) a picky eater

I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!

by coffeehouse November 15, 2021

juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft

A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you”

by juicy tender February 28, 2022

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

The Achilles Tender

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.

Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

by RuggedlyHandsomeBoi June 20, 2021