squallet

Someone who makes a fuss over something minor and ruins it for everyone. Often named Karen.

Can also we a wallet made from a taxidermy squirrel.

"This post offends me, I'm going to report it" "It's within the guidelines, just ignore it, Karen." "No, someone needs to hear my objections." "Karen, stop being such a squallet."

by terradactyl1987 January 19, 2019

Squantanious

Describes the occurrence of an unexpected squant thing or the sudden arrival of a squant person.

A: "What do you know about Kanye West?"
B: "Not much, other than that he is quite the squantanious character."

by TheOnlyGarret March 26, 2020

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Squat

a word used as another way to say nothing

Billy.Did you curse at miss floorlick .
I didnt say squat.

by emochick_ January 10, 2022

Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS)

A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus

"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."

by Monikerrr September 4, 2022

squatamalian

A Guatamalian who constantly squats on street corners watching the world go by

We drove down krome avenue and waved at the squatamalians selling papayas

by Dr Squatch jr December 9, 2022

Fot-squatch

noun.
a ball sack with feet

He looked like a Fot-squatch he was so fat.

by Melia B February 17, 2008