Scott Blasko

The biggest fuck boy and snake to ever exist please beware.

"He fucks with everyone he's such a Scott Blasko."

by Pussykitten June 28, 2017

scottish blowjob

A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.

Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.

by Cuckzy August 18, 2017

Scottdale, Pennsylvania

A small hick town in southwestern Pennsylvania where everyone thinks that they are either professional athletes or rap on SoundCloud. All the old people claim it was a great town when they were kids, but they all have Alzheimer's from breathing soot from the coal ovens. The majority of 14 year olds are either smoker, knocked up or in a gang. Thely town where you can get blasted off coke with your uncle on a lawnmower. The cops are dicks, there is nothing to do, and if you think Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania has trashy teenagers, come down the road to good old Scumdale and see for yourself.

Friend: Man I feel like I wanna drag race by Sheetz in Scottdale, Pennsylvania.
Me: Oh no you don't, nobody wants to get stopped by a Scottdale cop.

by PersonYouKnow005 May 22, 2018

Scott the Thot

some Irish dude

Scott the Thot was walking down the street when he found some three leaf clovers to take home for dinner

by what’s up guys it’s ali a here June 22, 2018

Scott logic

It’s the linking of two or more unrelated thing by using random things that some how makes it true

Dang did you see how just made jesus the daughter of Hillary Clinton.

Yeah man it made total sense

Of course becuase jesus has 5 letters and Hillary has 7 and if you do 7-5 you get 2 and 2’s a even number.

Yup two is a even number and if you multiply it by 3 it equals six and there is 6 letters in Hillary and Christ.

Man that’s all the evidence I need. tTme to go vote for jesus’ s monther for the election!

And it’s all thanks to that’ good ol’ Scott logic

by NotAThotScott March 15, 2018

Scott Shelby

A character from the game heavy rain, a "detective"who suffers from athsma, trying to find evidence of the origami killer, in the beginning he meets a prostitute named Lauren winter, and later partners with her (no not that partner even though she is a prostitute) but at the end of the game *spoiler* it is revealed that, Scot Shelby is actually, the origami killer, he was trying to get evidence for the origami killer, so he can destroy it, he knows how to not get caught because, infact he used to be a cop and the way he gets children is to pretend to be police officer to trick children into death, he does it by trapping them in some sort of container, and waits for it to fill up with rain water, Scott does this because his brother died in a similar way, possibly traumatizing him, causing him to go crazy. Scott's original name was John Sheppard.

Guy 1: Scott shelby is my favorite character
Guy 2: no Ethan is better

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020