schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.

Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.

by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021

Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.

Teacher: What is the day today?
Person#1: Febuary 11th
Person #2:SCHUMER HUMOUR!!!!

by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021

Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when one makes a particularly unfunny remark, ironically used for comedic affect.

Teacher: What is the date today?
Person #1: Febuary 11
Person #2: SCHUMER HUMOUR!

by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021

SCRUMP

A discreet way of saying that you want to have sex with your partner

Hey guys we gotta bounce cuz we got a lot of scrumping to get done before the deadline tomorrow..(big test to study for, meeting/conference, etc.)

by Scar&Toph June 15, 2021

scrump

slang for scrumptious if you don’t use this word you arent cool

Yo, those popsicles they sell are scrump

by leeeeeeeweeee July 3, 2021

Scrump

(Verb) To eat good tasting food; a scrumptious meal.

"You boys ready to scrump? I heard they just got a new cook and the food is fire."

by The Fastest Boat November 1, 2021