Schizofriendia

Is a terrible debilitating diaease common among people with two faces. People suffering from schizofriendia are your buddy,bestie having fun with you and then suddenly enjoy ignoring you , telling people lies about you or generally being mean to you. They connect themselves to another bestie and are again happy for a short period of time until they do the same behaviors to them as they did to you. These friendships don't last long and are often cyclical the person suffering from the disease will cycle through three or four people being their bestie for short periods of time.

When I heard he was suffering from schizofriendia my once best friend now my enemy and besties with the bitchy girl nextdoor everything began to make sense why he was behaving this way.

by St.Abby Ina Deback November 26, 2023

Schizobob

A schizobob is a person who lives life in a fantasy land. Someone who lives life, knowing they're lying.

"John's always telling me about how his wife will blow him whenever he wants, he's a total schizobob!"

by G-DIMP February 27, 2024

Schizobob

a schizobob is someone who lives a total lie, willingly.

"John's always telling me about how linda in accounting sucks his dick 24/7. He's a total schizobob!"

by G-DIMP February 27, 2024

Schizobob

Someone who willingly lives in a fantasy world. Lying to themselves and pretending nothing's wrong.

Richard's always telling me about how his wife blows him every night, he doesn't even have a wife! He's a total schizobob!

by G-DIMP March 4, 2024

Schilling Schlapp

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.

Damn boogie man u really Schilling Schlapped dat nigga.

by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024

schizo yapper

someone who talks to themselves and/or says random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro is a schizo yapper"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

schizo yap

to talk to oneself and/or saying random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro quit it with the schizo yap"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024