parashit

When sitting on the shitter too long, your feet get pins and needles and you can't walk. You have just been paralyzed through shitting.

Jeas lad had some parashit earlier read an fhm back to front, nearly had to be wheeled off the throne.

by coso lad February 25, 2014

Paradise Roll

It is the metaphorical dice you roll when you are married or dating someone and the odds you face the more you suck off your high school sweetheart. Odds are in your favor If you make it into the house the next morning and lay out on the couch hoping they never noticed you weren’t home all night.

Oh my god, I sucked his cock again last night. I wonder how many paradise rolls I have left .

by Cheating Odds May 28, 2018

paradis

A deez nuts joke

Person 1: hey man, what are you writing
Person 2: oh just an essay
Person 1: I think you should use the paradise font IMO (in my opinion)
Person 2: what is the paradis font dude?
Person 1: PAR A DIS (pair of deez) NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!

by RukuIsMyName January 2, 2022

Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

Stalker's Paradise

A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.

I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.

by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013

juggalo's paradize

juggalo's paradize= a place were all juggalos can roam with out hearin' any shit about feminem or havin to dis on juggahoes.

shangri-la, "heavin" not hells pit

by scubs steve May 13, 2005

parahuman

Someone who displays skills sets or social tendencies that are outside of those of mainstream society. A person that defies social norms but is not a sociopath. Usually a highly intelligent person with a good set of social skills, but who is unwilling to spend too much time with people. The parahuman hates bars and beer pong and prefers to play video games. Also spends large ammounts of time creating and fixing virtually anything electronic or mechanical.

The parahuman fixed my computer in record time.

by Le Kat November 14, 2006