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donut packer

A police officer. See pig, cop, fuzz, bobby.
I can't believe my tax dollars are funding these donut packers.
by Devin A. December 27, 2003
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fudge packer

A corn holer. A "man" who packs "fudge" up another man's arse.
Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007
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greenbay packer

Hey Mike, you're a greenbay packer!
by star56 August 25, 2013
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Hewlett Packard

A great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. They are good computers but pretty hard to customize.
"I opened my Hewlett Packard to find the RAM hidden behind a bunch of loose wires."
by MetalPunk December 16, 2008
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green bay packers

the worlds GAYEST football team ever and doesnt deserve to be a pro team so f*** the cheeseheads
did you hear the good news the cheeseheads QB has suffered a fatal injury awesome no more green bay packers games for a while
by leonkennedy142 December 5, 2011
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Fudge Packer

An idiotic ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack fudge' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO.

Anal sex is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.
John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!"

Scarlet "So what?"

John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!"

Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?"

John "It means they have anal sex!"

Scarlet "...John...you and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?"

John "............Um...well....uh...."

OR

Eric "What's sup bro, wanna play some video games?"

Gary "Not with you."

Eric "Okay...why not?"

Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my ass right now."

Eric "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant retard. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again?

Gary "............"

Eric "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet dream!"
by CShields October 16, 2011
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badly packed kebab

An ugly vagina, resembling a saturday night lamb donner kebab. With mayo
Mate, she has got hell of a badly packed kebab!
by HUGEBALLS&sexylegs1 April 29, 2011
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