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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
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Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in
Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!
by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025
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microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.
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Microwaved Mel Gibson

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.
There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.
by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025
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Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 20, 2017
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German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017
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