Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

masterbanter

The act of having clever, playful, or witty remarks with yourself.

Brian and Carol often enjoyed playful banter with eachother or with friends, but even when alone they enjoyed practicing their skills to become MASTERBANTERS

by Buggy babe July 8, 2021

Maskurbator

A person who practices maskurbation. A person who always is tugging on his or her mask and pulling it under the chin. Oral stimulation by mask. One who maskurbates.

Mr. Jones was a habitual maskurbator, always pulling his mask up and down.

by SuperJew January 5, 2022

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022

masterbaiter

when you are too good at fishing you're a masterbaiter.
Or when you are too good at making a bait for fishes.

Dad: Hey son.
Son: Yes?
Dad: When did you become a masterbaiter.
Son: Fishing lessons that I watched a couple days ago.
Dad: Understandable.

by DumbassInGeorgia November 22, 2022