Mass Effect

A trilogy of action role playing games for PS3, xbox 360 and PC.

An extremely overrated series of games, with part 2 regarded as one of the greatest RPGs ever and also one of the greatest games of the 7th generation.

The reason for this popularity has little to do with the actual game, which is as bland as it can get. The story of course involves one man who must save the entire universe from an alien race with the help of his crew.

The third and final game decided that previous choices had no affect on the ultimate ending. Bioware then proceeded to do damage control with DLC and an upcoming sequel.

The game is famous for its homosexual and interracial sex scenes, not because of innovation and talent.
"Mass effect is actually kinda boring"
by deadbunny97 September 7, 2016
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Ultra Critical Mass

Large numbers of complaints that must reach disciplinary authorities before action is taken to discipline or protect the public. Especially relates to attorneys and their bar associations who oversee grievances and egregious, unethical conduct. Also can relate to doctors, police, etc. Ultra Critical Mass can take years, decades, or an entire career before it is reached. The implication is that large numbers of people are harmed by a single individual while Ultra Critical Mass is building. Is often the product of biased reviewers, cronyism, and/or bureaucracy.
The file cabinet containing attorney Doe's voluminous complaints finally collapsed; the bar is now investigating some of those complaints; Ultra Critical Mass has occurred.
by PatriciaNoz February 6, 2006
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Mass Erect 2

It's what you get when you play Mass Effect 2
"I just finished my 5th playthrough as a vanguard on insanity! I have a major Mass Erect 2!"
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Mid Fight Masses

Mid Fight Masses is a friday night funkin mod, the 2 main antagonists are sarvente and ruv/ruvzyvat. Sarvente starts out by calling (assumingly) ruv, apparently ruv is “salty” wich makes sarvente go “exuse me!! don’t be salty!.. that was very unholy of you”. Boyfriend and Girlfriend arrive at the church just to use the bathroom, but sarvente demonstrates on why they should join the church.
Person 1: “have you heard of Mid Fight Masses”
Person 2: “No? what is that
Person 1: “it’s a Friday Night Funkin mod.”
by RuvsCoffin April 4, 2021
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A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.
"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"
by wackomenace August 28, 2004
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mass text monster

when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.
dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster
by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011
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sucks mass balls

Refers to the undesirableness of any specific activities. The origin comes from the uncomfortable act of performing fellatio to someone with an oversized scrotum.
Erin did not want to clean the inside of a dirty oil tank because she says it sucks mass balls.
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