local beasters

n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.

Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.

by JayTang February 14, 2005

Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.

Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.

by grevdverg September 28, 2009

lochlan gaffney

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.

Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!

by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015

Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

by Ok gurl January 22, 2018

don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)

Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.

by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011

Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger

A special burger with poblano pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.

I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010