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green ketchup 

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.
Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
green ketchup by Cobs July 16, 2003

french fries and ketchup 

Anal sex where blood comes out of the anus
"Would you like some French fries and ketchup bend over"
Someone who goes to a Ketchup party
Alan: Hey Sarah, your a ketchie arent you?

Sarah: No ive never been to a ketchup party, is that an invite?
ketchie by nameless-. November 13, 2007
another word for cooch/vagina

also used in roman terms as the mighty gay butt rapeist
also in the black terms dildo made from rusty metal
keetch ohhh yes give it to me up my anus

ohh i love putting my male keetch up my male anus

oh i like my keetch so wet with hot sauce
Keetch by czech butt June 27, 2010

Hot dog with extra ketchup 

When two gays give it to eachother up the bum so long that they start bleeding, resulting in a bloody weiner between two buns.
Rick: Damn my ass is sore
Tod: Why, did you get a Hot dog with extra ketchup?
Rick: yeah
"I hate the time of the month, I can never have sex because there's too much ketchup."
Ketchup by Jmoo April 28, 2008