Cobs's definitions

Tron

A noun of any description, especialy useful when you have forgot the word you wanted to use.

In pontoon (blackjack) a word to use instead of "twist" (hit)

"Can someone answer the tron"
"Pass me the tron"

In pontoon, (dealer) "tron or stick?" (player) "tron"

by Cobs October 10, 2005

whiplash

The preferred sound a quadriplegic makes when they dive into a swimming pool.

Lifeguard: Hmmm, that sounded like a whiplash. Better get me first aid kit ready.

by Cobs July 20, 2003

sugar lump

Currency mainly used in Uganda. Many histoians speculate that the Falklands war was due to a sugar lump.

Hairy Native: Hoo much da Donkey?
Hairier Native: 12 Sugar lumps, and soom fudge from ya daughter.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

poop deck

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

geordie

Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.

Screech: So you're a Geordie? And a Samaritan? Praise be to God.

by Cobs July 20, 2003

pipin

The gentle sound of an elephant being fisted by one's mother. Available on CD from all good Petrol Stations

Darwin: What is that strangely addictive sound from behind those bushes, hairy native?
Hairy Native: Its them feckin Elephant's pipin

by Cobs July 16, 2003