Definitions by Cobs

Tron 

A noun of any description, especialy useful when you have forgot the word you wanted to use.

In pontoon (blackjack) a word to use instead of "twist" (hit)

"Can someone answer the tron"
"Pass me the tron"

In pontoon, (dealer) "tron or stick?" (player) "tron"

Tron by Cobs October 10, 2005

whiplash 

The preferred sound a quadriplegic makes when they dive into a swimming pool.

Lifeguard: Hmmm, that sounded like a whiplash. Better get me first aid kit ready.

whiplash by Cobs July 20, 2003

geordie 

Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.

Screech: So you're a Geordie? And a Samaritan? Praise be to God.

geordie by Cobs July 20, 2003

shamone mother fucker! 

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

shamone mother fucker! by Cobs July 19, 2003

phoebe buffay 

One of McDonald's failed attempts at widening it's range of appetising meals. This delightful dish premiered in March 2002, but was withdrawn soon after when a customer complained about it's high mango chutney content.

Mam: Fook Dad, your balls taste like I got one of them Phoebe Buffay things in me gob.
Dad: Fook.

phoebe buffay by Cobs July 18, 2003

pipin 

The gentle sound of an elephant being fisted by one's mother. Available on CD from all good Petrol Stations

Darwin: What is that strangely addictive sound from behind those bushes, hairy native?
Hairy Native: Its them feckin Elephant's pipin

pipin by Cobs July 16, 2003

poop deck 

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

poop deck by Cobs July 16, 2003