One of McDonald's failed attempts at widening it's range of appetising meals. This delightful dish premiered in March 2002, but was withdrawn soon after when a customer complained about it's high mango chutney content.
by Cobs July 18, 2003

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.
by Cobs July 16, 2003

The gentle sound of an elephant being fisted by one's mother. Available on CD from all good Petrol Stations
Darwin: What is that strangely addictive sound from behind those bushes, hairy native?
Hairy Native: Its them feckin Elephant's pipin
Hairy Native: Its them feckin Elephant's pipin
by Cobs July 16, 2003

A noun of any description, especialy useful when you have forgot the word you wanted to use.
In pontoon (blackjack) a word to use instead of "twist" (hit)
In pontoon (blackjack) a word to use instead of "twist" (hit)
"Can someone answer the tron"
"Pass me the tron"
In pontoon, (dealer) "tron or stick?" (player) "tron"
"Pass me the tron"
In pontoon, (dealer) "tron or stick?" (player) "tron"
by Cobs October 10, 2005

Currency mainly used in Uganda. Many histoians speculate that the Falklands war was due to a sugar lump.
by Cobs July 16, 2003

Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.
by Cobs July 20, 2003

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.
Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.
Betty: Gosh.
by Cobs July 19, 2003
