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Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023
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hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.
Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.
by BurningMedic August 21, 2020
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Hose Slap

Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates
"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"
by Kegs47 August 24, 2016
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hose pleaser

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013
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Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
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captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 9, 2021
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