Definitions by ArtOfMecha

Darth Maul Water Hose 

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

Darth Maul Water Hose by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

floating teapot 

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

floating teapot by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021