fleet

attempting to one-up someone in a dick measuring contest (whether intentionally or subconsciously). usually making the fleeter look like an ass

guy 1-"i was sooo drunk last night. I can't believe i didn't get arrested."

guy 2-"dude, i was 9 shots deep, i ripped the bong like 6 times and i talked to the cops downtown. i can't believe i didn't get arrested either.."

guy 1-"yo, why do you always fleet my stories dickhead?"

by analbumcover March 20, 2008

Fleetwood

n. One who is very, very fast and unenjoyable during sexual intercourse.

Girl 1: He looks pretty sexy, I'd hop on that S&!t...

Girl 2: Naw, sister, he's a fleetwood.

by Wall E January 28, 2009

feltch whore

1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.

1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.

by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007

feltcher

When becky sucks the cum out of someones ass whole, or when someone sucks it out of hers

they feltched all night, becky is definately a feltcher, "He'll feltch your ass man"

by crazy February 5, 2004

Tom Felton

A high-pitched despicably annoying thing known for crying up and down the halls of Hogwarts. Out of the rest of the respectable young cast of Harry Potter, stands out as a wannabe that worms his way into 12093983+ publicity events. Advertises himself on the twitterverse - "I got a record label!" (translation: "I paid a ridiculous amount of dollars to convince the label that publishing my gay songs were not really bad mistakes") and has a witchy girlfriend who dominates the bottom of the life pyramid.

That's just Tom Felton attempting to act. Makes me want to cry too.

by Truth489 December 23, 2010

Fleet

1. Something u shove up ur ass

2. A gang of white junior high boys who think their cool

1. Ewww get that fleet out of ur fat ass

2. U most be cool cause ur in the fleet (fleet fleet fleet)

by ReverseCowgirl May 13, 2005

Feltch

When a man cums in a womans/mans bum and then sucks the cum out. Lots of Gays do this but men and women do it to

heard in eminems song 'Insane' - Dont you know what feltched means? ye. Well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching, fuck 'em in the arse and suck the cum out while you're beltching, burp blench and go back for a second helping.

Last night i wanted Mason to feltch me, he was like errrrman! bun/fuck that, but we did it anyway hehe

Heard you feltched that new girl, yeman ' ;)

by farrahmae July 22, 2011