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Flat Earther

A person who was sick the day when they were supposed to learn about the earth.
Joey is a flat earther!
Joey says the earth is flat
by Platten December 7, 2021
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Flat tyre

That Bloke is a real Doug Rohde - flat tyre (always let down) (useless)
by Graceys Greatest love machine December 21, 2021
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flat earther

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Too fruity for a flat white

Sort of like the idiom, you need to tone it down. In response to a weird sexual request or a statement that feisty suit the situation
During class
You’re really sexy”
“That’s a bit too fruity for a flat white
by Peanutbutt 259 July 2, 2020
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Flat ball

A toy that you can pressed into a frisbee, than after a random amount of time, turns into a ball.

Greatest invention ever.
'Oh man, my Flat ball is on the roof.'

"Don't worry, it'll roll off."
by LJG May 4, 2006
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flat stanley

The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.
I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".
by Deedre March 17, 2005
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four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.
by newsedition November 14, 2013
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