ficker

N. The German translation for "Fucker". See "Fick".

"You're such a dam ficker, why don't you go fick a cow!!!!!!

by Neuschwansteinfreak May 15, 2005

Food Fucked

Completely and totally stuffed with food.

Sallie says"God damn i'm fucking full as shit" Jordan says "I'm beyond full, I'm food fucked."

by Dickson Yamuda August 28, 2010

get fucked

Commonly used in Australia as a sign of disbelief.
One of the few countries in the world where "Get Fucked" is an acceptable start to a sentence.

1: "Hey Mate, I just won the lottery"
2: Get fucked!

by Sgt Bob November 6, 2007

Facebook Fucked

When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.

Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked

by SarahMichelle October 6, 2008

Browser Fucked

When you return to your computer and someone has unexpectidly changed your wallpaper to the trashiest porn pics possible including; fat chicks getting fingered/fucked, beastiality, gay porn, granny porn, double penetration/fisting,etc.

Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you today, you seam really down???

Person 2:I just got browser fucked by my roomate.

Person 1: Oh shit man,really sorry to hear that. What was on your wallpaper?

Person 2: A gay 400 pound chinese man getting double fisted by three 90 year old women who were getting fucked by a horse.

Person 1:(begins throwing up)

by JBBJ August 6, 2007

fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

by MnJack December 27, 2009

Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009