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Evanevolution

1. Jamaal: Did you see what Bob just did?
Maurice: Yeah, that made me Hispanic and it's not even wintertime.
Jamaal: Word, he's next in line for evanevolution.
by Darkness May 6, 2005
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evan smith

Whoah that baby is fugly they should have evan smithed him.
by realtalker6969 February 5, 2019
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Errand date

Can be pronounced with two "d"s (e.g., errand date) or one “d” (e.g. errandate).

Noun. A romantic outing involving two people where one or both of the participants’ central or peripheral motivation is the search for and/or purchase of goods. Due to time constraints, the drudgery or enjoyment of shopping for household items and groceries, and/or the desire to make cooperative purchases, this type of outing is often undertaken by couples after a committed relationship is established. However, just as errands can be mistaken for a leisure activity (see definition of “errand”), the errand date can be mistaken by the person in search of goods as an enjoyable activity for their companion. Suggesting or partaking in this type of date prior to the establishment of a relationship (i.e., during the courtship stage) is tacky, selfish, and a strong clue that the person in search of goods is not able or willing to set aside time centered around getting to know a romantic partner.
For our first date, this guy asked me if I wanted to go to IKEA with him. An errand date for a first date? I think not.
by water_woman April 2, 2008
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Evander

The god of sex! Evander is usually a nice guy
Evander
by Firefightinggiant43 October 16, 2020
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National Pee on Evan Day

May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!
Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him
by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019
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Evan Lysacek

Mens' Figure Skating World Champion 2009; Olympic gold medalist in Vancouver 2010. One of the most gorgeous people yet seen on planet earth and thus a model. He also reacted graciously to Yvegny Plushenko's complaints that he, rather than Lysacek, deserved the gold medal.
Girl 1: Would it be wierd if I brought a cardboard cutout of Evan Lysacek to prom?

Girl 2: Only because he's dating Nastia Liukin

or

Any person: That Evan Lysacek is an AMAZING Ice skater! He has inspired me through his hard work and drive to excellence!

Any other person: ohhh yes.
by SkatersHeaven February 25, 2010
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evan and julia

possibly the most two perfect people for each other. Julia plays all the same video games that Evan dose and she pones at them to. they both love the same super hero's and super villains too. so in the end no matter how you toss the dice these two are ment to be together.
person 1: Awww, those two are are so ment for each other....

person 2: that's because there evan and julia, Duh!

person 1:also I heard that they meet on Xbox live, isn't that odd

person 2: no!!! that's romantic
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