Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 28, 2020

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020

ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.

Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.

by Sootynukkels December 1, 2020

Ditch

An itch on your dick.

Why is your hand down your pants?

I’m digging a ditch over here.

by LukeofDuke July 28, 2021

Ditch Charlen dagen

The tradition where every Wednesday you and you friend ditch a girl named charlen after cooking class

Charlen wasn’t happy about ditch Charlen dagen

by Cabomar November 22, 2021

dmitch

Dmitch is a great person. They are great at what they do and have very few flaws. They make others around them feel wonderful. Dmitch is able to make fun out of nothing in any environment.

Dmitch you’re so COOOOL.

by The great definor December 9, 2021