chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

go for distance

An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible

I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Social Distancing

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.

I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

long distance relationship

Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.

Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.

Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.

Dude 1: I like your style.

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

distin

synonym for menstruating vagina, shit sandwich and small penis Pedophile

Stop acting like such a Distin, James!

by J Distin August 20, 2014

Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

by Azivin December 3, 2009

Vague Distinction

A case where an otherwise attractive person has little definition between the lower jaw and neck due to a small or recessed chin.

How was your blind date, was she cute?

Kinda, but she had a vague distinction.

Man, that's too bad.

by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009