Brock Cocked

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.

He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!

by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011

corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.

"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"

by ReZeroX June 22, 2008

cochese

When half the bowl pack has been smoked, and your already to high to finish the rest.

"holy shit lennon you cochesed ."

by Sexbombomb April 7, 2016

cockelowna

1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.

2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)

1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.

2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.

by laurathealien September 1, 2009

cockenspillyhofmannigh

a reson or word to desribe a complete bellend

o my god that guy was a complete cockenspillyhofmannigh

by ashley webber June 16, 2010

cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

cocement

Start of a legal career.

This ticket will admit one to cocement and reception to follow.

by Buffalobuffalobuffalobuffala May 23, 2011