Crusty Knuckle

After someone has fisted another person, they leave their hand uncleaned for a while. The fluids, dry and harden on the hand, forming a Crusty Knuckle, or Crusty Knuckles depending on the severity.

Jasmin fisted Leeroy. She left her hand overnight an the shit hardened. In the morning her hand had turned into a Crusty Knuckle.

by L.Jenkins January 11, 2012

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.

Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.

by ropeslinger August 12, 2013

crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.

Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise

by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013

Christying

An act of publicly declaring that one is depressed or tired, out of sheer boredom, then manically laughing and running off shortly after.

"I know she's christying me. She just told me that she was depressed, now she's talking happily about narwhals."

"He is being sooo christyful. I know he'll declare himself to be the Duchess of Urine tomorrow!"

by Jeffrina Wonk November 25, 2013

Christyona

Young,Amazing,Funny,beautiful, can always make you smile when your upset, perfect personality overall she has an big heart she's more confident than EVER , she will never leave your side , good kisser, don't really care what boys thinks, she has herself she don't need nobody on her side , you can't help but to love her , she will be the best girlfriend you will ever have

Woow , christyona is beautiful

by Suppperawesome September 28, 2014

crusty scissors

The act of scissoring with your butthole

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors

by Pears February 5, 2015