Blanket Man

Blanket man is a wellington icon who earn't his fame by doing virtually nothing. He is commonly seen sporting a pair of skimpy underwear and a raunchy purple blanket (hence the reason for his name) Until recently he did not wear any underwear but now the law requires him to. You can find him at any giving time roaming courtenay place and is most commonly seen outside the burger king on tory street. He graciously accepts any burgers offered (preferably cheese burgers)

Ben is a self-proclaimed devotee of the Māori sun god Tama-nui-te-rā and claims that he should wear as few items of clothing as possible, as an act of religious observance. As a result, he is also tempted from time to time to remove all his clothing, which results in the consequent attendance of police officers.

Blanket man also known as Ben Hana has been arrested and imprisoned from time to time for the following offenses:

-Public Nudity
-Possesion of cannabis
-Driving when drunk
-Driving unlicensed vehicle

In 2010, a judge ordered that Hana be made a mental health patient to be housed in Wellington Hospital's psychiatric ward 27, where "he will have clean clothes, regular meals, and no access to alcohol and drugs".

its interesting how blanket man is perceived by many people. Some find him to be a public nuisance and others a figure of amusement, sympathy, disgust and at times even academic interest.

"Hey look its Blanket Man!"

"Lets give him a burger!"

by nomityyyynom January 24, 2011

Hippos under a blanket

Big booty girl that each time she takes a step, the back of her leg flips up her butt cheek and when done in alternating steps makes her ass jiggle all over the place.

Honey, when you walk your ass looks like two hippos under a blanket wrestling, Sweet!

Checkout the J in the T on that bitch, looks like two hippos under a blanket.

by Mill-na July 15, 2009

hot blanket

The act of placing a blanket in a dryer, therefore making it warm. Then, your partner takes a dump into a sock. You are placed on an ironing board, and secured using the now hot blanket. Your partner then beats you with the shitty sock and jerks you off.

Dude, that fat girl Theresa gave me a *hot blanket* last night.

by Anonymous2882 December 9, 2008

Pig in a blanket

wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your penis and stick it in a girls vagina or anus

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

by sebassebas320 September 16, 2012

Blanketmouth

A type of extreme cottonmouth induced by the consumption of recreational amounts of Dramamine, characterized by an inability to communicate anything but the most basic incoherent fragments.

Essentially oral retardation.

Dramatron-"Hey Jeune, how's that blanketmouth treating ya?"
(Attempted communication by Jeune)
Dramatron-"Yeah, me too."

by Dramatron April 25, 2008

Blanket Queen

Prefers giving oral more than recieving. Much like the opposite of a “Pillow princess”

My girl is a blanket queen so it’s like March 14th everyday.

by Taner Acton November 16, 2018

blanket

A little bitch ,they cry a lot because they are bitches.

person1: Hey whats wrong?
person2: sob* I don't want to watch this scary movie
person1:Stop being a little blanket

by mr feeney July 2, 2007