Definitions by Anonymous2882

hot blanket

The act of placing a blanket in a dryer, therefore making it warm. Then, your partner takes a dump into a sock. You are placed on an ironing board, and secured using the now hot blanket. Your partner then beats you with the shitty sock and jerks you off.

Dude, that fat girl Theresa gave me a *hot blanket* last night.

hot blanket by Anonymous2882 December 9, 2008