Mason’s basement

A place occupied by someone who isn’t worth a fuck and full of used condoms and beer cans

John’s place is a shit hole but is nothing compared to a Mason’s basement

by anonymous September 5, 2021

Hop on ash court basement

A magical place where gamers and Dark_haart alike get together and beef wellington eachother
once saying this u gotta have sex with eachother

Hey Alotly Hop on ash court basement

by WhoZ July 28, 2022

blow out the basement

(v.) to cause diarrhea – especially of a severe, explosive, and/or generally unpleasant quality.

Those sugar-free Haribo bears will blow out the basement.

by Ulli Bunnygirl September 6, 2022

Feed the children in my basement

an acronym for grinds my gears
when something annoys you

god, antimaskers really Feed the children in my basement

by efhewgh February 2, 2021

my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.

"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.

by scodder June 3, 2010

baseman

Where a boy/man moves onto the 'bases' on relationships frequently or too quickly. eg first base (kiss) second base (oral) so on.

Preferably moving quite frequently, onto many girls, doing sexual activities. Known also as a player.

Harry: I got sucked off by Kirsten yesterday night, but the day before fingered Katy in a bush!

Martin: Harry you baseman!

Or

Cindy: Did you hear that Harry got head off Kirsten but fingered Katy and tried to have sex with Marie!

Laura: Ew, OMG, what a baseman

by Hahayoubaseman November 3, 2013

bassett

one of an extremely uptight nature... person contains high friend qualities... slightly creepy to many women. Exudes a cocky attitude and holds silly grudges. Has the highest ability to obtain women...being a firefighter...but does not take advantage of this super power.. of which many men do not have the opportunity to acquire. Although should be happy in his current position in life, he can still manage to be a negative and pass this on to people who care and love him.

That guy is so creepy...he's such a bassett. Chill out dude.. dont' be such a bassett

by acquaintance February 21, 2009