Wetty Fap

Spitting on your penis until you ejaculate.

Me: I can't believe that ski accident turned Trent into a quadriplegic.

Friend: yeah, it's sad man. All he does all day is watch TV and Wetty Fap.

by Chalz818 December 29, 2015

Get Wett

1 Get in the pool, to get soaked

Hey baby wanna get wett, then jump in the pool

by omyhell February 4, 2010

wett

a word used mostly in the bay area by white guys or non ghetto black guys to describe something that's cool.

thats so wett

by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011

wetty

Shortened form of "wetback", an appropriate name for many of the illegal invaders who wade through the Rio Grande into the United States.

I have three jobs to support that free-loading wetty and his wife and 5 children.

by Gucc June 6, 2007

wheat thins

a code word (phrase) pertaining to getting some. as in sexy time or even as simple as making out. can be used if you want to get someone alone when you are in a group of friends or just random people. lulz. go on have fun with it.

to potential lover-"hey, im going to go get some wheat thins upstairs. wanna join me ______?"

to significant other-"man those wheat thins last night were so good."

to friend-"hey did ya get some wheat thins last night?"

by shyddy December 5, 2011

wheatertastic

in table football when a ballis hit and intended to go forward changes direction and ends up in the players own goal. Named for its creator MR. Wheater himself

Wheater: " im gonna beat you at a game of foosball!"
random: "I accept your challenge!"
Wheater: (hits ball)
(wheatertastic occurs)
Wheater: Oh no my attempt at a goal has backfired! My name will forever now be remembered with ridicule yet respect.

by boomstick October 10, 2003

wettastic

When a woman is really aroused.

"Baby, you are so wettastic right now...."

by M.James Short November 8, 2003