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Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"
"You've just been tank wheeled!"
by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009
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Man-Wheel

A cart wheel done in a way where it looks rigid, amateurish with legs and body stiff and bent. Males usually can't do cart wheels as nice as girls in general, so when they attempt this technique it's called a Man-Wheel, due to most males not knowing how to do nice look cart wheels, but the term gives them an ego boost.
That cheer leader maybe able to do nice cart wheels, but it is nothing compared to my awesome Man-Wheel!
by Master of Urban Lore July 25, 2011
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Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
by Bg1981 January 2, 2014
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Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !
"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"
by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017
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kneeling wheelbarrow

She is on forearms and knees at first. She shifts her weight to one forearm (say right side) and the other hand for support. Handy man steps up the the wheelbarrow with his rake toward the lady garden. Hips are handles; puts his rake in the wheelbarrow and the her left leg goes up.
She’s a handy kneeling wheelbarrow if you are doing some lite gardening in the bedroom.
by FunnyRightThere🤣 January 16, 2018
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forth wheel

A second third wheel. Two friends are together while two others are awkwardly there. The two together may Ben happy but the other two are annoyed and bored
My friends were together while me and my friend were third and forth wheeling
by 123game321 February 12, 2018
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jacob wheeler

A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long
hes such an Jacob Wheeler
by ganggangbo May 7, 2018
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