Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Well-tended

Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home.

by LuizLeitao April 11, 2015

Well Played

To have done something well. Often said while pretending to hold a monocle to the eye by making a circle with your fingers, or shaking the other persons hand. Usually said after being proved wrong. Originated in Pine Bush High School.

"Columbus sailed in 1490"
"Actually it was 1492"
"...well played.."

by fxdude123 October 13, 2011

well skin

To describe a person that is really thin, used in Southern England

that girl there is well skin

by Chatters1984 February 3, 2008

well-buffed

When one is not sober, but not intoxicated enough to be drunk.

He's well-buffed, he's had a few beers.

by R.D. Cal August 20, 2008

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

by lilhellian January 14, 2010

Well fizzle my nizzle

What Snoop Dawg says in raps to make things sound like they are rhyming.

"Well holy jizzle all this dizzle ! Well fizzle my nizzle! This shizzle be dizzlin on a twizzle!"

by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016