toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.

Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"

by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009

Toaster Rich

When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.

CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.

by chadfieldingstoneworth August 9, 2013

Pickle Toaster

Another term of a vagina

That girl's got a tight pickle toaster

by J. Stew Austin February 11, 2010

Tot Toaster

The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.

Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!

by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010

Lesbian Toaster Oven

Something Luke made up.

Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw

by Lesbian Toaster Oven October 3, 2019

Great Northern Toaster

The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.

1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth

2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth

3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then

Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!

by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 25, 2009

dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017