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dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
by k2kate January 28, 2009
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Talking out the side of your neck

Too afraid to run your mouth to someone directly, but once they start to walk away you look down and run your mouth like a pussy. Too scared to run your mouth until the possibility of a real confrontation has died down.
say what you got on your mind now to my face instead of talking out the side of your neck once I start to walk away”
by Jmacbigmacj April 12, 2020
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talking like a physic woodpecker

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.
by vicioushemi February 15, 2010
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I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.
Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!
by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010
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some asshole talking behind my back

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.
"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.
by vernon February 3, 2004
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Talking shit

Something that wogs and wog wannabes will say to make themselves look cool in their high school.

If you are stating facts and what you are saying is the truth about someone/something, these stupid fucks will start screaming at you like the tards that they are and they will say you are “talking shit” about said someone/something.
Stupid wog wannabe: OI BRO ARE YOU TALKING SHIT?!
Normal Person: Wait, what? All I did was say that Tony punched me because I said that I preferred to not tell him if I “had a big dick”.
Wog Wannabe: OI TONY BRO!
Tony: WHAT CUNT?
Wog Wannabe: THIS DUMB CUNT WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU!
Normal Person: I didn’t say anything in a negative form besides the FACT that you punched me because I said no to telling you my penis size.
Wog Wannabe: Fuck outta here bro! You are an idiot!
Normal Person: Did you just call me an idiot? Now you are being a hypocrite! You said I was “talking shit” but now here you are “talking shit”. Plus you have a much lower intelligence level than I do meaning that you are being a hypocrite by calling me an idiot. You probably are unable to comprehend, let alone understand what I am currently saying.
Wog Wannabe: I don’t know a single word that you just said, now fuck off.
Normal Person runs off, laughing his ass off knowing he just destroyed the unintelligent person. Tony was shocked at what he heard and vowed to never use the stupid phrase “talking shit” ever again, realising people like Normal Person would destroy people like Wog Wannabe with FACTS.
by Intelligent Individual January 22, 2019
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Talking from experience

When a person attempts to insult another person, however the insult actually pertains to the person insulting, they are talking from experience. More specifically this is calling psychological projection, however a more loose yet fitting phrase would be "talking from experience".
Some wannabe cyberbullies were acting hard and calling people gay, but we all knew they were just talking from experience.
by P2Ruffian July 23, 2010
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