Skip to main content

primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.
Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"
by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007
mugGet the primary sexual provider mug.

free sexual

A person who is able to please the ladies and the gents, but does not like to be labeled lesbian, gay, or bi.
Are you bisexual? NO! I'm a free sexual!
by BiaGia May 17, 2006
mugGet the free sexual mug.

pan sexual

Some one who doesn't care what gender people are, or what they define themselves as - will sleep with, fall in love with, etc., regardless.
J: I'm a pan sexual.
M: Do you fuck pans?
by Lord Pandiora June 20, 2006
mugGet the pan sexual mug.

post-sexual

1. adj. referring to a later, sexually inactive stage of life, esp. after having children.

2. adj., given to sexual fantasy with no thought of physical sexual activity.

3. n., a formerly sexually active person.
1. "I've been post-sexual ever since Dougie left for college"

2. "Dude, you are really staring at that chick.", "Yeah, I'm having a post-sexual moment."

3. Hotel clerk: "A room with one king or two queen beds?", "Two queens; we're post-sexuals."
by blackcat99 July 25, 2010
mugGet the post-sexual mug.

Sexual Ramen

Much like a college student who must resort to eating Top Ramen just to keep from starving to death, Sexual Ramen is the act of engaging in sexual relations with a less than desirable partner when one becomes desperate and horny.
I feel sorry for Bill. Last night he took the girl from the mail room home and engaged in Sexual Ramen.”
by austinl73 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Sexual Ramen mug.

sexual guinea pig

a slut that likes all of the sexual postions
miley cyrus is SUCH a sexual guinea pig , she likes it up,down and side to side!
by poopie logles February 23, 2009
mugGet the sexual guinea pig mug.

bar-sexual

Any inane girl/guy (mainly girls) who think that pashing their best friend/another chick in a pub/club in order to give the impression that they are bi-sexual - is cool. Usually done to titillate a boyfriend or male onlooker with no intention or desire to follow through with same-sex actions. Pseudo-sexual behaviour of the lowest order. Should be exposed for the sexual fraud it is.

Usually localised to a bar or the like and same 2 chicks would never kiss elsewhere.
2 straight chicks in a bar ...

"look at that guy over there, do you think he will notice if we pash?"

2 chicks pash in order to get guy... guy is titillated by bar-sexual behaviour
by simatt March 12, 2008
mugGet the bar-sexual mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email