Salmon Cowbell

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

saimom

Saimom-a smart person, kind but too humble.

Person-What did you get on the test
Saimom-only 27 out of 28. Its really bad.
Person-...
Person-I got 15 out of 28
Saimom- Thats sooooo good.

by Oliveoilisleng July 12, 2022

Simon Belfer

Simon Belfer is a very successful businessman, he specialises in financial jobs, usually in high up position. He lives with his family in Edinburgh, wife and three kids.

Simon Belfer, what a wonderful man

by simonbelferlover October 6, 2022

Saigon snow plow

Pull the corners of her eyes back (tape helps) to be slanty, and cum on her face and then smear it with a dirty flip flop

My wife hates the Saigon snow plow.

It’s racist.

by FartSmella69 April 6, 2023

sockeye salmon

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.

After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

don simon

Cannabis, also known as marijuana,weed, bud, sticky icky among many other names, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or for medicinal purposes.

Feelin' some don simon?

Smoked some don simon last night, it was the shit.

by Naggers_faggers June 10, 2011