gay ass bitch nigga named steve

Fuck steve bro

dude, have you seen how small steves dick is? because it is smaller than my left ass cheek he is such a gay ass bitch nigga named steve

by big street nigga February 20, 2020

Steven Universe

A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay

Steven Universe is gay.

by Tigerfrik November 17, 2017

Steven Tyler

Only the BEST frontman in existance! Steven Tyler has transcended time and his voice STILL freakin rocks!!!!
JUST PUSH PLAY......FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!!!

listen to Toys in the Attic and Steven Tyler's voice will blow you away!!!

by Angela Rotondo September 19, 2008

Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.

Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!

by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009

Steve Irwin

is sadly dead. R.I.P.

Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray

by shaneyney September 10, 2006

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008