Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian Men, less than 4 feet tall, stacked on eachother, slathered with gravy or maple syrup

T-Series=Midget Shortstack

by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019

jean shorts

1. If worn by a male, many different homosexual entities and ideals are incorporated, unless referenced to fashion in the late 70's, early 80's.
2. If worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.

1. Look at that guy's jean shorts...that's so gay.
2. Damn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! So hot!

by Jared Amador April 15, 2008

eat my shorts

to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'

idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'

by ashmoree July 8, 2009

Sort

"Sort" is actually an acronym for the term sought after and is used by lads and gals to describe someone as good looking or attractive.

Corrr babe he is a right sort aint he

by Chxrlieboi July 11, 2017

sorostitute

An addled beneficiary of mercantilism and political rent extraction, who whores his celebrite and prestige on the admiration of his percieved wisdom to the social cause du jour, but usually to denounce economic capitalism.

Etymology: named after the multibillionaire stock and commodities speculator George Soros

George Soros, Ted Turner, Donald Trump and Warren Buffet sometimes are the sorostitute darlings of the muckraker media, always seeking to lend credence to their anti-capitalistic stance with the prestige and support of those whom gained most from anything but a capitalistic system.

by iceberg September 16, 2005

the softserve

The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.

She was totally discraced after I gave her the softserve. She never spoke to me again.

by badass757 May 17, 2006

sorostitute

one girl who only joins a sority to make conections and leech off the business world....that and date guys who are tall and drive nice cars.

That sorostitute only wants to ride my nuts cause my dad is the CEO of (insert business)...and im ok with this.

by wes c September 24, 2005