homestar runner

A cool character off homestarrunner.com is white, wears a beanie, shirt w/ a star on it, and has no arms and is a terrific athlete. Borrows fondue sets and has a baseball bat headed girlfriend named marzipan.
Has a speech impediment and is annoying and funny all at the same time.

Flagrant error! I don't know what you did, but you sure messed it up you moron. Uh Oh! This does not look good for the homestarrunner.

by lazyassloser April 16, 2004

Money Under Mout Runnin

Originates from the expression, "put your money where your mouth is." If you talk shit you better be able to back it up with your money.

So you say you have gansta ass fireworks, money under mout runnin.

by moneymout July 19, 2011

running out

When someone is trippin, getting on your nerves.

That lil girl at the grocery store was running out yesterday for some candy.

by Lolo_78 May 20, 2007

Kite Runner

(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.

Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!

by Y3110VV September 24, 2005

runnin crew

Your best boys, as in your posse. Derived from "running crew," i.e. group or crew of poeople one runs with regularly.

"Yooohooo! Runnin Crew? Where's my runnin'crew?"
Meatwad's runnin crew is made up of the moononites.

by renee May 13, 2005

running of the balls

When a hurricane of sperm goes all over the place

Are you ready to outrun the semen in the running of the balls than cum on and run.

by joe c January 18, 2004

Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.

At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.

by Pfu May 20, 2010