Home Depot Return Scam

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.

It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

Many happy returns

a famous cleaning company on Maui

Aloha happy birthday Many Happy returns

by Speck and Mo December 12, 2009

Return X

Revived, cooler-looking version of iX. Merged with X (Creating RX-Armor X) to defeat Sigma.

Return X=Evil Limited X.

by NCW March 1, 2005

Return Ticket

A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediate effect. see also fresh off the boat Immigration Customs and Excise

"Dear Mr (insert here various number of clicks and clacks)
On todays date of 16th Feb 2006 you have been issued with a RETURN TICKET to Zimbabwe effective immediately. Thank you for travelling with British Airways. We regret that this will be your last journey with us."

"Morning Sir,are you travelling today on flight BA157- could I please see your return ticket!"

by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006

Rourkie

Also known as Tronington, Rourkie is a man's name who takes absolutely no prisoners in any aspect of life. The slightest miscalculation of personal confidence around anyone named Rourkie immediately results in face mashing, or termination. Not all Rourkie's are created equal, due to the fact that the one true Rourkie eats his own young.

"Rourkie" is Chuck Norris's alter Ego

by K Rutt September 15, 2011

Return of Jafar

Banging an ugly chick (namely with a serpent's head) for the second or any subsequent time.

Me: Ugghh I banged Julie again last night.

Friend: That chick with the serpent head?!?

Me: Yeah..

Friend: That sucks!! Fuckin Return of Jafar, dude hahahaha

by Suckster February 10, 2012

Return to Sender

When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.

We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...

by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016