the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl December 1, 2005

peng

Good looking, sexy, buff, fit, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous.

'She's peng', 'That guy's peng'.

by urbanchic May 6, 2008

Peng

Really nice weed, usually high grade in the form of cheese, haze or kush. Can also be used to describe anything of exceptional quality, including people, but primarily it is a weed term.

1-"That strawberry haze you had last night was the peng"
2-"Cheese on toast is peng"
3-"Your mum is peng"

by dUb Samurai May 1, 2012

Peng

A slang term meaning 'attractive', invented by cultureless southerners with the intention of imbuing their bland vocabulary with a bit of colour.

Well she's rather 'peng' isn't she, Tarquin?

by Northern Monk June 6, 2011

Penguinese

It is the, "Official." Language of Penguins.

I went to the arctic circle to learn how to speak penguinese.

by Mike Galuszka August 9, 2012

lonely penguin

as you are about to cum while recieving oral sex, the girl walks away leaving you to chase after her with your pants down. this act will make you walk in a manner that ressembles a penguin.

DUDE!, i picked up a hooker but i only had 20 bucks so she gave me a lonely penguin

by eagle tits July 17, 2009

chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

by Goathead February 12, 2007