muscle mom

A phenomenon in which women who are repulsed by what childbirth and aging have done to their bodies begin serious weightlifting to regain their former physical beauty. Typically in their thirties, these women often attain levels of fitness, beauty and self-confidence far surpassing anything they enjoyed during their twenties. Revelling in their sleek, rock-hard bodies and being at the age of peak female sexuality, they are some of the most exuberant and overtly sensual women.

Jeff: Did you see the sculpted abs and smokin bubble butt on Ashley's mother?
LJ: Word. A truly outstanding muscle mom.

by Romeo Foxtrot February 2, 2007

munkle

A pet name for somebody you like a lot.
Literal meaning; monkey's uncle

"Hello munkle, how are you?" says Amy.
"I'm fine thanks honey." replies Emily.

by funky_munkle June 2, 2005

Carpet Muncher

One who licks a girls vagina,also called Rug Muncher

She is a carpet muncher

by Freak January 21, 2003

Scat Muncher

One who finds nothing finer than the pleasure gained from eating faeces

Sam Ford eats shite, dirty scat muncher

by Bazil July 30, 2004

russell the love muscle

one of many loving nicknames for a males penis

" hey sweet thang, why dont you unzip my trousers and say hello to russel the love muscle?"

by cripod May 9, 2004

Forrest muncher

A girl who enjoys giving blow jobs to guys with bushy pubic hair.

1: I heard Izaiah got some sweet head from that slut Natalie.
2: I know, she's such a forrest muncher.

by non forrest muncher :-* November 22, 2011

He smells like a curry muncher

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry

Ew, he smells like a curry muncher

by Max THC November 27, 2019