molestassage

The act of being inappropriately brushed (unsoliticited) with genitalia while getting a massage.

Cassandra bought a massage on Groupon but instead received a molestassage when she went to use it.

by Nighquest September 12, 2013

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

Molestach

The Creepy, either pencil thing or bushy, unkept mustache that all molesters have.

Good lord that guy has a Molestach

by Sidewalk_Enforcer December 11, 2017

Molestache

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard

Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night

by Chromy crusher May 15, 2018

Molestedtown

Something that is beyond description of something that is insanely perverted.

That was such a molestedtown!

by ragmonster February 21, 2019

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 10, 2019

Molestache

A mustache that transforms a regular person into looking like a creepy molestor. Can and should be used as red flag by the onlooker.

He needs to shave his molestache, it reminds me of my childhood priest.

by Misty Delancey September 25, 2020