maternium

the first bow movement of a women after childbirth. Most of the expelled waste is placenta.

I think i'll name my child maternium.

by LeaLea May 25, 2005

maternal lie

A small lie that your mother tells you to make you feel better, which generally does not work because you know it is a lie. Usually pertains to physical appearance.

Son (with throbbing pimple on nose):
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"

Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."

Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"

by dinosaurturtle January 21, 2010

matsern

A guy who eat's a massive amount of the norwegian burgers called "tiger-burger" from Esso

Person 1: Haven't that guy eaten 10 burgers now?

Person 2: Yeah, but he's a Matsern, he dosen't stop.

Person 1: Oh damn

by heaheaxdxd August 5, 2016

Maternal Trifecta

When you sleep with your girl and her mother. Then around 20 years later you sleep with the same girl and her daughter. ( Presumably, not your own )

How was your weekend ?

Awesome! I finally achieved the Maternal Trifecta!

by Princess H. May 22, 2018

brown matter

It's fuckin' poop

I dropped some brown matter in the toilet.

by BenFromAllstate July 11, 2016

States of matter

Poop pee and fart. YEET

a states of matter.

by That_was_fun January 20, 2020

why does it matter

If someone say this too you it means there a little pussy bitch and Probaly can’t graduate highschool.

Why r u so mean - kylie
“Why does it matter”- brandon

by Scubbajonez April 14, 2022