A Joaner is someone from southside dublin who is known to be a degenerate of his group of friends from decision making to being absolutely goosed on the sesh and life
Anyone heard from Tom? Supposedly he went back to Megan’s house got sick rang his boss looking for bag and took a shit in his porch. Fuck sake why is he such a Joaner
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johnerthan (or john, for short) is the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets exhausted from having to manage infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
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Get the johnerthan mug.To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.
1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
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Get the jennerator mug.A male friend who is not very kind to you although they do in reality deeply care about you. Typically called a boy best friend.
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