guffmonkey

An individual who spouts utter bollocks all day long, but does it in a way that's marginally funny. They generally have no idea that they are full of shit. They're just stupid.

Tom's an absolute guffmonkey.

by Greedyjames May 24, 2019

Gaffer

Irish term or slang for house party

Are u goin to ur wans gaffer Toni

by callumfortune April 23, 2019

Gaffer

an Irish house party with a huge sesh

Emma: me mam and dad are away this weekend

Sarah: let’s have a gaffer
Emma: yeah I’ll get a few naggins

by Notthewoodenspoonma November 6, 2019

Gaffer

Someone who is suspected to be gay and do bad thing

The bitch is a gaffer

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Gluffed

When someone is telling a lie or says something so stupid that you half-laugh, puff in disbelieve, feel disgusted and hopeless at the same time. Similar to if I don't laugh I will cry but with more disgust and hatred towards the idiot making the statement.

As the idiot Prime Minister discussed post-Brexit, he told a room full of people that they would be able to throw away forms issued by European Customs officials. "If they have a problem with that tell them to call the Prime Minister," he said as the room gluffed at his obvious lie.

by edthegreat January 23, 2021

gafferz

A big house party.

“Are you going to Ellies gafferz this weekend? it’s going to be mental!”

by turtlellieee February 1, 2021

gaffer

a word luke hemmings has never heard before

gaffer, i’ve never heard gaffer before.

by gfofzaynfrom1d April 4, 2021